Third Dispatch. I have Advice. Written.

[trinkett]

Dear Luceti,

My efforts to gain notice by the Malnosso Organization for my considerable human resources skills have not been enough, I fear.

To this end, I shall be offering my services free of charge: Effie's Advisements. No problem is too large or too small! We shall overcome -- together.

Most Sincerely,

Effie.

[That signature has a very elegant flourish to it.]

Comments

[Written]

[winds_voice]

What do you hope to accomplish if you gain the attention of the Malnosso?

As for your services... I am not human, and therefore find it difficult to understand certain things about humanity. Perhaps you could share some of your knowledge with me.

[Written]

[trinkett]

It is very simple: I wish to work for them. I am an accomplished woman and my skills are being quite wasted here, waiting for something to do.

[But -- not human?]

Perhaps I CAN share my knowledge! Would you mind telling me what you are?

[Written]

[winds_voice]

I see... The Malnosso are not an organisation who seem as though they would be open to one of us working for them. I can only assume so however. I still do not know much about them. I am sure you will find a way to occupy yourself within Luceti. As a being of purpose myself I have had to do the same.

[Then again he didn't mind doing even the most mundane tasks. As long as it was something he was happy and healthy enough. As for what that being actually was...]

I am a Spirit, though after coming to Luceti I have been given a human body. It has been an... interesting experience so far.

[Written]

[swordprincess]

[So you can communicate in these journals by writing in them, too? Karla decides to try it.]

...So, you offer advice? On anything?

[Written]

[trinkett]

Anything. Have you a question, Miss...?

[Written]

[swordprincess]

Well...I'm new to this land, and I really don't know what to do with myself. Would you have any suggestions?

[voice]

[noitatnacni]

You’re actually serious, aren’t you?

[Just to establish that. THERE’S ALWAYS A CHANCE but Zatanna's not holding out hope here.]

[voice]

[trinkett]

QUITE serious! Don't you think there might be young people here in need of the advice of a grown woman?

[So many teenagers running around this place. Teenagers with powers. The powers that be in the Capitol would be drooling over the possibilities.]

Re: [voice]

[noitatnacni]

Considering you’ve apparently been trying to start a lucrative career with the Malnosso? Not really sure I’d be willing to listen to your words of wisdom. Plus you started sounding like a bad late-night infomercial at the end there.

[Written]

[ps3pirate]

[The writing that comes as a response is a lot less elegant; it's a pretty untidy scribble.]

Dear Miss Effie,

Advisements huh? I think that's a great idea. What sort of things do you give advice on? And do you really think it'll gain the attention of the Malnosso?

Many regards,
Patty.

[Written]

[trinkett]

Dear Patty,

It is my hope that the Malnosso Organization DOES see the value in what I can do! And yes -- have you a specific question? I have been grooming young people for years to become their very best. I see no reason to stop here.

Sincerely,
Effie.

[Written]

[ps3pirate]

Dear Miss Effie,

I do have a question. What exactly do you mean by grooming to become their very best? Does it involve guiding them to their true passion or training them to be strong? Or perhaps helping them foster more self esteem?

I'm curious what you can do to make me my very best, ya know.

All the salutes,
Patty

[Written]

[yourfononsarewhack]

Yes, it seems that they're notoriously picky with their recruitment policies. However, I'm afraid that I don't quite understand your alternate service.

[Written]

[trinkett]

It is quite simple: I am offering to help shape the next generation here in Luceti by helping to teach them how to become their very best! This is where my experience lies, chiefly: the social improvement and future preparation of the young.

[Written]

[yourfononsarewhack]

Oh? And you think this world's youth will surrender the management of their lifestyles to you so easily?

[Written | Locked]

[rather_be_surfing]

I did try to tell you.

[Written | Locked]

[trinkett]

I have not seen you about lately, Mr. Bliss. How are your wings?

[Written]

[fashionably_strong]

Are you going to run an advice column on the journal communication system? Or were you planning on booking appointments with people?

[Written]

[trinkett]

I could do both, I suppose! I am MUCH more effective in person. What sort of advice did you need?

written;

[etudes]

That sounds great. I'm sure a lot of people would love to use a service like that. It's so kind of you to do that.. [ Did you just miss her reason for doing it, Kotomi. ] Can all problems really be solved like that?

written;

[trinkett]

Hello, Kotomi-chan! Not EVERY problem, of course -- I do not propose to solve problems, only to give advice. Did you need some, dear?

voice;

[moehealer]

What kind of advisements?

voice;

[trinkett]

That entirely depends on what sort of advice you need! Please know, though, that most of my experience involves training up the young to be presentable and useful in society.

[fourthgenerationprincess]

What do you mean by "gain notice"? Are you trying to join them?

[trinkett]

Of course! There is no chance for advancement here in the enclosure. I wish to succeed here in this world, particularly if I am to be here for the long run, my dear.........purple unicorn.

[That WAS a purple unicorn, wasn't it? How strange.]