Third Dispatch. I have Advice. Written.

[trinkett]

Dear Luceti,

My efforts to gain notice by the Malnosso Organization for my considerable human resources skills have not been enough, I fear.

To this end, I shall be offering my services free of charge: Effie's Advisements. No problem is too large or too small! We shall overcome -- together.

Most Sincerely,

Effie.

[That signature has a very elegant flourish to it.]

Comments

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[moehealer]

[pffft... That gets a laugh out of Yellow.]

She would probably just take them off, but I guess if she reaaally didn't like them, she'd do that.

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[trinkett]

You know -- the more I see the bond between you and Chuchu, the more I wonder about getting a furry companion for myself.

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[moehealer]

Oh, really? I know lots of people pick up pets like dogs and cats, so you could do that!

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[trinkett]

I don't think a dog or cat would do.....they're rather filthy things, really....

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[moehealer]

Are they? They seem like fun pets to me... [hmm...] Which ones are less dirty then?

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[trinkett]

I'm not sure -- I don't know much about pets. Perhaps some kind of fish?

[Fish stay in water, and ergo must be clean. Right?]