Third Dispatch. I have Advice. Written.

[trinkett]

Dear Luceti,

My efforts to gain notice by the Malnosso Organization for my considerable human resources skills have not been enough, I fear.

To this end, I shall be offering my services free of charge: Effie's Advisements. No problem is too large or too small! We shall overcome -- together.

Most Sincerely,

Effie.

[That signature has a very elegant flourish to it.]

Comments

Re: [voice]

[noitatnacni]

And what fulfilling work it must be. [If she listens closely, Effie may actually be able to hear Zatanna rolling her eyes.]

[voice]

[happyhungergames]

Sometimes! NOW, though? It's quite a bore. [This is delivered in the sweetest voice possible.]

Re: [voice]

[noitatnacni]

Oh, then please. Don't let me bore you any longer.

[Yeah, she's done with this conversation. And the book gets closed.]