trinkett: (with the golden gun)
Effie Trinket ([personal profile] trinkett) wrote2013-05-16 01:01 pm

Third Dispatch. I have Advice. Written.

Dear Luceti,

My efforts to gain notice by the Malnosso Organization for my considerable human resources skills have not been enough, I fear.

To this end, I shall be offering my services free of charge: Effie's Advisements. No problem is too large or too small! We shall overcome -- together.

Most Sincerely,

Effie.

[That signature has a very elegant flourish to it.]
fourthgenerationprincess: (wait WHAT)

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[personal profile] fourthgenerationprincess 2013-06-01 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
What?! You would- I've never heard of someone hunting a pony before! I -

[ There are no words. ]