trinkett: (with the golden gun)
Effie Trinket ([personal profile] trinkett) wrote2013-05-16 01:01 pm

Third Dispatch. I have Advice. Written.

Dear Luceti,

My efforts to gain notice by the Malnosso Organization for my considerable human resources skills have not been enough, I fear.

To this end, I shall be offering my services free of charge: Effie's Advisements. No problem is too large or too small! We shall overcome -- together.

Most Sincerely,

Effie.

[That signature has a very elegant flourish to it.]
winds_voice: (More Thought Required)

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[personal profile] winds_voice 2013-05-16 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you hope to accomplish if you gain the attention of the Malnosso?

As for your services... I am not human, and therefore find it difficult to understand certain things about humanity. Perhaps you could share some of your knowledge with me.
swordprincess: (Wandering)

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[personal profile] swordprincess 2013-05-16 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[So you can communicate in these journals by writing in them, too? Karla decides to try it.]

...So, you offer advice? On anything?
noitatnacni: (are you really doing that?)

[voice]

[personal profile] noitatnacni 2013-05-16 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You’re actually serious, aren’t you?

[Just to establish that. THERE’S ALWAYS A CHANCE but Zatanna's not holding out hope here.]
ps3pirate: (Arrogant Pirate)

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[personal profile] ps3pirate 2013-05-16 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[The writing that comes as a response is a lot less elegant; it's a pretty untidy scribble.]

Dear Miss Effie,

Advisements huh? I think that's a great idea. What sort of things do you give advice on? And do you really think it'll gain the attention of the Malnosso?

Many regards,
Patty.
yourfononsarewhack: (assessment)

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[personal profile] yourfononsarewhack 2013-05-17 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, it seems that they're notoriously picky with their recruitment policies. However, I'm afraid that I don't quite understand your alternate service.
Edited 2013-05-17 04:17 (UTC)

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[personal profile] rather_be_surfing 2013-05-17 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
I did try to tell you.
fashionably_strong: (Default)

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[personal profile] fashionably_strong 2013-05-18 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Are you going to run an advice column on the journal communication system? Or were you planning on booking appointments with people?
etudes: (piacevole)

written;

[personal profile] etudes 2013-05-18 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds great. I'm sure a lot of people would love to use a service like that. It's so kind of you to do that.. [ Did you just miss her reason for doing it, Kotomi. ] Can all problems really be solved like that?
moehealer: (blue did what)

voice;

[personal profile] moehealer 2013-05-18 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of advisements?
fourthgenerationprincess: (wait WHAT)

[personal profile] fourthgenerationprincess 2013-05-20 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean by "gain notice"? Are you trying to join them?