Third Dispatch. I have Advice. Written.

[trinkett]

Dear Luceti,

My efforts to gain notice by the Malnosso Organization for my considerable human resources skills have not been enough, I fear.

To this end, I shall be offering my services free of charge: Effie's Advisements. No problem is too large or too small! We shall overcome -- together.

Most Sincerely,

Effie.

[That signature has a very elegant flourish to it.]

Comments

[etudes]

I don't know if I could climb in a tree though.. what if I'll fall down? I don't think falling down means I could conquer something.

[trinkett]

...It's meant to be a metaphor. A metaphor.

[etudes]

Ah.. so I'm not really supposed to climb a tree?

[ She was already considering it and all.. ]

[happyhungergames]

NO! It's not ladylike to climb trees! Certainly not!

[This is going nowhere fast.]

[etudes]

O.. okay, I--I won't do it..! [ Her voice is a little shaky, apparently that scared her. ]

I.. I'll n-never even come c-close to a tree, promise..

[trinkett]

[Maybe she can chalk that up as a win. Possibly.]

Good! What you have to learn to do is to speak in your own interest. Represent yourself!