trinkett: (wake up in strawberry fields)
Effie Trinket ([personal profile] trinkett) wrote2013-06-21 10:03 pm

Fourth Dispatch: It's Not What You Think. Voice.

Dear Fellow Residents of Luceti,

Wouldn't it be entertaining to put on some Games here in Luceti? Not that the Cultural Fair wasn't amusing, or any of the other activities going on here -- but true gladiatorial games. The pitting of one creature against another! Think of the thrill and drama and the release that goes along with that sort of entertainment! And here in Luceti we are ideally suited for a very exciting Games indeed.

Who would you sponsor or volunteer for this entertainment? Or would it all be...

[There is a pause here.]

Pokey-mans? I find human beings MUCH more interesting to watch, personally.
breezing: (+ ooooooooooh.)

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[personal profile] breezing 2013-06-26 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing?

[ SHRUGS. She's seven, Effie, were you expecting expert beauty tips? ]

Sunscreen when it's sunny out I guess.
inyourfavor: (well versed in etiquette)

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[personal profile] inyourfavor 2013-06-26 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Sunscreen. When it's sunny.

[IT IS NEVER TOO SOON TO START, IKKI. YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK 40 BY THE TIME YOU'RE 8.]

So you're not exfoliating?
breezing: (~ defense.)

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[personal profile] breezing 2013-06-26 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, 'cause Katara says to.

[ SHE'S A MONK, SHE DOESN'T CARE. ]

What's that?
happyhungergames: (is some patience)

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[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-06-26 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
You've never.....

[This child is being raised a skin care HEATHEN.]

You rub your face! With specially prepared products! To make it smooth, clean, and healthy!

[Why does this explanation sound so desperate?]
breezing: (& jinora: say what?)

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[personal profile] breezing 2013-06-26 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
But it's already smooth and clean and healthy.

[ ...STILL SEVEN. And baffled, in addition. ]
breezing: (Default)

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[personal profile] breezing 2013-06-26 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Mommy's skin looks fine, and she does the same stuff I do!

Anyway, what measures would those be?
breezing: (= i'm so lost.)

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[personal profile] breezing 2013-06-26 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
I...guess I could do that?

[ She doesn't sound like she really cares, though. Apparently the threat of not being beautiful doesn't hold much sway with her. ]

I don't think it really matters either way though. If I get wrinkly when I'm older, won't that just be because I'm older?
breezing: (Default)

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[personal profile] breezing 2013-07-03 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Right! So I have a long way to go!

I'm only seven, you know!
breezing: (- that's STUPID.)

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[personal profile] breezing 2013-07-13 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
The cup of womanhood?

[ WHAT ]