trinkett | Fourth Dispatch: It's Not What You Think. Voice.

Current Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSkGYevSvO4

Fourth Dispatch: It's Not What You Think. Voice.

Dear Fellow Residents of Luceti,

Wouldn't it be entertaining to put on some Games here in Luceti? Not that the Cultural Fair wasn't amusing, or any of the other activities going on here -- but true gladiatorial games. The pitting of one creature against another! Think of the thrill and drama and the release that goes along with that sort of entertainment! And here in Luceti we are ideally suited for a very exciting Games indeed.

Who would you sponsor or volunteer for this entertainment? Or would it all be...

[There is a pause here.]

Pokey-mans? I find human beings MUCH more interesting to watch, personally.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

You've never.....

[This child is being raised a skin care HEATHEN.]

You rub your face! With specially prepared products! To make it smooth, clean, and healthy!

[Why does this explanation sound so desperate?]

But it's already smooth and clean and healthy.

[ ...STILL SEVEN. And baffled, in addition. ]

Of course it is now. You have to take preventative measures!

Edited 2013-06-26 01:44 (UTC)

Mommy's skin looks fine, and she does the same stuff I do!

Anyway, what measures would those be?

[She's going to have to see this fabled good-looking mommy and judge for herself.]

Moisturizing, for one; applying a light cream or lotion to the facial skin in order to protect it from the elements!

I...guess I could do that?

[ She doesn't sound like she really cares, though. Apparently the threat of not being beautiful doesn't hold much sway with her. ]

I don't think it really matters either way though. If I get wrinkly when I'm older, won't that just be because I'm older?