Fourth Dispatch: It's Not What You Think. Voice.

[trinkett]

Dear Fellow Residents of Luceti,

Wouldn't it be entertaining to put on some Games here in Luceti? Not that the Cultural Fair wasn't amusing, or any of the other activities going on here -- but true gladiatorial games. The pitting of one creature against another! Think of the thrill and drama and the release that goes along with that sort of entertainment! And here in Luceti we are ideally suited for a very exciting Games indeed.

Who would you sponsor or volunteer for this entertainment? Or would it all be...

[There is a pause here.]

Pokey-mans? I find human beings MUCH more interesting to watch, personally.

Comments

[voice]

[trinkett]

[Like she'd know the difference between a he-Pikachu and a she-Pikachu.]

I see. So a dangerous one MIGHT be of interest to someone, say, trying to organize some Games?

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Mm, see, there's where another problem here comes in. Like I said, there's probably less than fifty in Lueti. [Actually, it might be less than thirty now, with how many people go home] And every last one [except one, he guesses] is a valued comrade of their respective trainer. I doubt too many of them would consent to giving them up for something.

That said, I'm sure a normal battle wouldn't be impossible to organize.

[voice]

[trinkett]

Why in that case, we should organize one! A public match, so everyone can marvel at the power of the pokeymans!

[It's such a brilliantly marvelous idea.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

[Hah] You know, I do think that'd be pretty cool. The last time that happened it was a sight to behold, and even if we don't have the same caliber of trainer here, I'm sure another one could happen if we can get some agreeing parties.

[voice]

[inyourfavor]

I could help organize the promotional materials...

[She CAN promote, can Effie. Stir up a crowd. Or at least keep a grim, silent crowd in line with lots of Peacekeepers behind her and a hovercraft or two filled with soldiers lying in wait.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Promotional? Oh man, are we going viral now? [In spite of himself, he's now enjoying this conversation, and his tone reflects it. He's sure a lot of other people are objecting to her ans various ways, like he initially found what she said odd but. This is fun, at least.

[voice]

[happyhungergames]

How else are supposed to get the crowds excited with anticipation? Of COURSE it must go viral!

[She's excited, too. This is her job, back home. Her life.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Mmmm. So what did you say your name was? Before I'm accused of being rude, my name's Masaomi Kida.

[voice]

[trinkett]

I'm Effie Trinket. It is a pleasure to meet you, Masaomi. I don't think I should accuse you of being rude! On the contrary, you've been VERY helpful.

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Mmm, well then Effie-san, on the off chance I have a battle coming up or one of my friends does and they're willing to make a show of it, I'll be sure to give you a call for the advertisement side.

[voice]

[trinkett]

And I shall rise to the occasion, lighter than air! You know how to find me!

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Unless you mean this book, I actually don't, Effie-san!

[voice]

[trinkett]

[She sputters a bit:] Yes! This book! [Because would that Sharpe fellow and Katniss appreciate this young man coming around the house? Probably not. They appreciated nothing that she did.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

[Wow, he just teased an older woman successfully.

He's awesome] Alright then, the book it is! I'll be calling on your later, Effie-san!

[voice]

[trinkett]

[Oh if only she were 15 years younger or so. Hopefully she won't go all cougar on him.]

Ideal! I look forward to it!