trinkett | Third Dispatch. I have Advice. Written.

Third Dispatch. I have Advice. Written.

Dear Luceti,

My efforts to gain notice by the Malnosso Organization for my considerable human resources skills have not been enough, I fear.

To this end, I shall be offering my services free of charge: Effie's Advisements. No problem is too large or too small! We shall overcome -- together.

Most Sincerely,

Effie.

[That signature has a very elegant flourish to it.]

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What kind of advisements?

That entirely depends on what sort of advice you need! Please know, though, that most of my experience involves training up the young to be presentable and useful in society.

[presentable and useful to society...]

What do you mean by that?

They have to create an impression. They have to be prepared to go into the limelight without showing any fear. They need to please and impress the people who matter.

People who matter...? Like their friends? You don't really need to go out of your way to impress friends or anything, though...

[missing your point]

No! No, not friends. There isn't much use in having friends! No, I mean those in power. Those with the control; the ability to influence and improve one's station in life!

Like... Someone's boss at work?

YES! Yes, that would be ONE example. Or someone whom you WISH were your boss at work. The ones you want to include you.

I'm a little confused... but I think I get it!

I for one have UTTER CONFIDENCE in you, dear! You weren't above making your pokeything more beautiful and precious!

Ohh... Well, I'm glad you think so! Chuchu didn't mind trying new accessories on, so it worked out anyway.

I suppose if Chuchu disliked its accessories it would zap them off with a bolt of lightning?

[pffft... That gets a laugh out of Yellow.]

She would probably just take them off, but I guess if she reaaally didn't like them, she'd do that.

You know -- the more I see the bond between you and Chuchu, the more I wonder about getting a furry companion for myself.

Oh, really? I know lots of people pick up pets like dogs and cats, so you could do that!

I don't think a dog or cat would do.....they're rather filthy things, really....

Are they? They seem like fun pets to me... [hmm...] Which ones are less dirty then?

I'm not sure -- I don't know much about pets. Perhaps some kind of fish?

[Fish stay in water, and ergo must be clean. Right?]

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Third Dispatch. I have Advice. Written.

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