trinkett: (she's gone to the other side)
Effie Trinket ([personal profile] trinkett) wrote2013-03-15 09:30 pm

First Dispatch. How Utterly Dreadful. Voice.

[Anyone who meets Effie in this post will meet her in full Capitol fashion and makeup. She landed in the shop, you see. A stiff turquoise-blue structured gown, fortunately, landed beside her.

And the wig -- thank the Senate! There were plenty of wigs and there was HER wig, tight and blond and curled and fabulous -- and the new violet wings sprouting from her shoulders were quite irregular but one never drew attention to one's irregularities. If anyone asked, they were Fashion. With any luck everyone who was anyone in the Capitol would be wearing similar ones, soon.

The makeup took a bit longer. Effie finally settled on green because green is one of her Power Colors and it IS almost spring, after all. She drew her lips in a pursed bow to reflect her dissatisfaction with everything.

It had only taken a quick readthrough of the Guide for Effie to grasp somewhat what was going on. It wasn't terribly shocking, but it was highly disappointing. She'd wanted to be in the Capitol for Katniss and Peeta, not transferred to a new post just at the height of a possible professional and personal triumph. Her charges were brilliant! Cinna had shown their fire to everyone. The sensation had been rampant and her promotion near-assured. Effie Trinket's star had been rising in the Capitol, the heart of Panem and civilization.

And then Someone had Bumped her. It was the only explanation for all of this business of waking up in a clothing store in what was obviously a cheap, outlying serfdom of Panem. A lesser woman would have called that Bumping Someone a dirty word, but Effie had dignity and would find other ways to trample that usurper into dust once she got back on her feet and back to the Capitol.]


Attention, Attention:

[Her usual rather chirpy voice is a bit tempered by the fact that she has only recently awakened in a clothing shop in a strange town.]

Would any available Peacekeepers in District Luceti please report to the Clothing Emporium? I repeat: any available Peacekeepers. The Diplomatic Escort for the Tributes requires a full compliment of Security. [Yes: she was still clinging to what she assumed was her now-stripped title and position.]



Thank you.

[[[[IMPORTANT NOTE: While Effie WILL be in full Capitol couture clothing and makeup for this post, some of my icons are simply those of her PB, Elizabeth Banks. I will probably try to MOSTLY use the icons from the Hunger Games movie but just assume she's all made up and dressed to the very weird nines even if you get a plain Elizabeth Banks icon! THANKS.]]]]]
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Checking it out)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-03-25 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
The inside was much more impressive than the outside. Even by the standards of her world, it was very futuristic, very sleek and clean. A complete contrast to the rundown village outside, this was just a glimmer of the kind of genius that the Malnosso offered. A second level with a glass floor was above them, with two elaborate staircases on either side. In the center of the room was a command console with an elaborate control panel and a large interactive screen.

"I know what you're thinking. It's better on the inside."
happyhungergames: (jagged little pill)

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-03-25 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Glorious! The Gamemakers themselves would be pleased with this setup!"

Effie had once caught a glimpse of the room where the Gamemakers created Arena magic. It was an off-limits space. She'd had to scurry away quickly before anyone saw her.

"Color me thoroughly impressed!"
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Yeah whatever)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-03-25 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
"You haven't seen anything yet." Jack set a hand on the control panel and the screen came to life, offering a multitude of options to choose from. "What would you like to see? Dinosaurs? The city? Another planet? Hell, we can go to Disney Land if you want to."
originaljackass: (Devious)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-03-25 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Disney Land it is." Jack punched in a few commands. For a moment, she'd get a glimpse of the magical world itself, but not enough to get a real sense of it. A chamber soon opened up, inviting them to come and look. He flashed her a smile before proceeding towards it. The magical world of Disney awaited.
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Action star)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-03-29 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Jack, however, had been to this place more than once. It was fun, as Mundy things go. Not much his style.

"Depends on how much you like the rides. Though the simulated ones? Not as good as the real things." What's the point of a roller coaster if you weren't legitimately concerned for your life?
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (I think I parked back there)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-01 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"People who have made some really bad decisions in life."
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Explaining)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-01 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Self-inflicted punishment, maybe."
inyourfavor: (for Kruschev and Kennedy)

[personal profile] inyourfavor 2013-04-02 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. That was very, very strange.

"Don't let me ever," she cautioned him in what were for Effie Trinket highly familiar tones. "The moment I show up dressed as a mouse with a polka-dot bow on my head, send me straight to the Arena. Weaponless."
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Action star)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-02 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Babe, I'll strip search you myself, just to be sure."
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Action star)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-02 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Trust me, Effie, I'm a pro at it."
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Not sure if serious)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-02 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
His face soured a bit at her choice of ride. Of course, the entire place was private, because only they were real. But the thought of that animatronic hell sounded particularly painful. But. It's what the woman wanted, so with her still by his side, he changed course to lead her there.

"I hope you don't mind cheesy songs."
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Checking it out)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-02 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
There were few men, even among the Fables, to be able to boast such a jawline. His father, Prince Charming, was one of them. Jack had certainly taken after his old man, even if he'd never admit it. But as it was, he was busy trying to imagine what she looked like underneath that poofy outfit. Undressing her with his eyes wasn't that hard, but he'd much rather be doing it with his hands. And for the love of all that was good, make her lose the wig.

"I know exactly what you mean."

Now, the benefit of a fake Disney Land was that there were no lines. Or rather, you could program it that way and Jack had been clever enough to do just that. So rather than the fuss of standing around with a bunch of people you despised for having the same idea you did, they were permitted to go straight to the front. Gentleman that he was, Jack offered a hand to help her into the ride.
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Sly)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-02 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Anything for the lady."

He disliked the association with his so-called dad, but nonetheless, Jack Horner practically oozed charm. When he was in his suit and with just the correct amount of stubble, he was irresistible to women. Of course, Fable women often had enough time to learn to resist him. But mundy women. Oh, mundy women were always easy. Maybe not always in Luceti, but if he were clever enough, he might realize his success wasn't all him, but a certain amount of popularity power. A power that was effectively halved in Luceti. But he'd been batting a little better lately. Maybe it was the power of a small amount of sincerity, but he figured it was just good karma catching up to him for the ten years of hell he'd faced prior to Luceti.

Jack made sure she was sitting well and proper before he took his place next to her. Already he was annoyed at the singing, but he was too busy thinking to himself how to turn this preschool nightmare into a bedtime fantasy. So as the boat slipped into the tunnel, he casually slipped his own arm around her. Naturally it was just so he could grab her attention and point out one little singing group of dancers that he thought was particularly horrific, but that she might think was nice.
inyourfavor: (let them eat cake)

[personal profile] inyourfavor 2013-04-02 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh!" she cried in unfeigned delight. "Aren't they precious?!" And Effie snuggled a little closer against his side.
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Of course I'm better)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-03 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
He leaned his head against hers, up until the moment his head was up against all that poofy hair. And then he had to pull it back with what was well practiced regret.

"They aren't the only precious things here."
originaljackass: (Devious)

It wouldn't be the first time

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-04 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
"Effie, babe, I was a General once. And not just any general. I was a Six Star General. And I led a force of people from a multitude of worlds to success against a madman that wanted to erase us from ever existing. And I won, by the way. Easily."

dun dun dun...!!

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