trinkett: (she's gone to the other side)
Effie Trinket ([personal profile] trinkett) wrote2013-03-15 09:30 pm

First Dispatch. How Utterly Dreadful. Voice.

[Anyone who meets Effie in this post will meet her in full Capitol fashion and makeup. She landed in the shop, you see. A stiff turquoise-blue structured gown, fortunately, landed beside her.

And the wig -- thank the Senate! There were plenty of wigs and there was HER wig, tight and blond and curled and fabulous -- and the new violet wings sprouting from her shoulders were quite irregular but one never drew attention to one's irregularities. If anyone asked, they were Fashion. With any luck everyone who was anyone in the Capitol would be wearing similar ones, soon.

The makeup took a bit longer. Effie finally settled on green because green is one of her Power Colors and it IS almost spring, after all. She drew her lips in a pursed bow to reflect her dissatisfaction with everything.

It had only taken a quick readthrough of the Guide for Effie to grasp somewhat what was going on. It wasn't terribly shocking, but it was highly disappointing. She'd wanted to be in the Capitol for Katniss and Peeta, not transferred to a new post just at the height of a possible professional and personal triumph. Her charges were brilliant! Cinna had shown their fire to everyone. The sensation had been rampant and her promotion near-assured. Effie Trinket's star had been rising in the Capitol, the heart of Panem and civilization.

And then Someone had Bumped her. It was the only explanation for all of this business of waking up in a clothing store in what was obviously a cheap, outlying serfdom of Panem. A lesser woman would have called that Bumping Someone a dirty word, but Effie had dignity and would find other ways to trample that usurper into dust once she got back on her feet and back to the Capitol.]


Attention, Attention:

[Her usual rather chirpy voice is a bit tempered by the fact that she has only recently awakened in a clothing shop in a strange town.]

Would any available Peacekeepers in District Luceti please report to the Clothing Emporium? I repeat: any available Peacekeepers. The Diplomatic Escort for the Tributes requires a full compliment of Security. [Yes: she was still clinging to what she assumed was her now-stripped title and position.]



Thank you.

[[[[IMPORTANT NOTE: While Effie WILL be in full Capitol couture clothing and makeup for this post, some of my icons are simply those of her PB, Elizabeth Banks. I will probably try to MOSTLY use the icons from the Hunger Games movie but just assume she's all made up and dressed to the very weird nines even if you get a plain Elizabeth Banks icon! THANKS.]]]]]
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-17 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Position?" He grimaced when she pulled away and he realized this wasn't going where he hoped. "How the hell am I going to give you a position? Some French asshole stole my night club!"
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-17 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, back in my world. I was also a dragon. And a giant killer. A Hollywood mogul and briefly a casino owner. None of that means anything here."
inyourfavor: (she's a Killer Queen)

[personal profile] inyourfavor 2013-04-17 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
She looked at him and gauged that. What did THIS mean to her? This encounter, here and now? What if this, like everything else here, meant nothing?

"Take off your pants," she instructed. But half of the thrill of it had fled for Effie. It was going to be physical pleasure without the all-important social climb.

Well. Physical pleasure was still something very good which she had not had for quite a long time.
originaljackass: (Are you flirting with me?)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-17 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
For a moment, Jack stared at her, a dumb look written across his face. His pants. Why did she want him to take off his pants if this wasn't about--- ohhh he figured it out.

Jack Horner. Fable power. With a wide grin, he stood up in the ride and began to unzip.

"If you want, you can still pick position."
inyourfavor: (extraordinarily nice)

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[personal profile] inyourfavor 2013-04-17 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
inyourfavor: (at anytime)

2/2

[personal profile] inyourfavor 2013-04-17 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
There was only the smallest internal debate before Effie decided that, whatever happened, she wanted to be on top. Perhaps it is to her credit that as she tried to maneuver him back down onto the seat of the little boat and sit astride him in order to have her way with him, the line of pigtailed, singing Dutch automatons beneath their happy windmill did not cause her to feel any shame. It was a world of laughter. It was a world of tears.

There were hopes. There were fears. There was going to soon be some gasping and moaning and a diligent display of gyration technique as she dug her sharp magenta fingernails against Jack Horner's scalp. There was much to share and Effie was becoming more than aware that, in Luceti, it was a small world after all.
originaljackass: (Sexytimes)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-17 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
As the cart continued along its merry path, Effie was to be treated to the ride of her life. Jack may have been many things he didn't mention to her. He was a liar, a scoundrel, a thief and a murderer. But he was, at the very least, experienced. In his thousand years of life, he had bedded more women than most people ever say 'hi' to in their short little Mundy lifetimes.

As he let her have her way with him, he let his hands do his own exploring. The first thing he did was remove the wig. In the back of his mind, he recalled the time the last time he did this on this very same ride. He remembered not feeling an ounce of sympathy for the family that got on right after he and whatshername got off the ride.

He buried his face into her neck and gave into passion. This was just what he'd been needing. After all, he'd gone two days without sex.
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-18 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
When they emerged in the sunlight, they looked very little like the people that had first gone in. Jack stroked her hair as he leaned back, feeling remorseful he had brought no cigarettes, but otherwise entirely satisfied by the experience.

"You're some woman, Effie."
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-18 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Jack was glad he hadn't programmed in a crowd. It was always better to not have to be in a hurry to get dressed up, though he did slowly go to the trouble of searching for his pants. Absolutely nothing could ruin the moment, although he couldn't help but think he'd forgotten something.

"I've never had a complaint yet."

He reached for his underwear and suddenly everything vanished and they were in a large empty and well-lit room. The chamber doors opened up to a full view of the battle dome interior.

Oh right. That's what he forgot. The time limit.
happyhungergames: (is some patience)

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-04-18 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Effie just stared, wig half-on her head as one hand froze in the act of tucking any stray blond hair beneath it.

They had gone public. They had gone live. Her bosoms were hanging out!

"Jack!?"
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-18 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Oops." And that's all he could say was oops with a dumb look on his face. But there must have been some magic that night because in a rare act of chivalry, Jack put himself between Effie and the door, even as he tried to pull his pants on.

Outside the chamber, a short Canadian man raised an eyebrow, shook his head, and walked away mumbling something about people wasting precious dome time.
happyhungergames: (is deliverance)

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-04-18 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Next time? Not here."

With the wig in place, she could start getting her clothes in order -- only BARELY appreciative of the fact that he was trying to help her cover her shame, in his own way.
originaljackass: (Socializing)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-18 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Jack only heard one thing in that entire statement. He turned around towards her with a hopeful grin.

"Next time?"
inyourfavor: (a built-in remedy)

[personal profile] inyourfavor 2013-04-18 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Not here," she repeated firmly. Effie wondered whether there was a ladies' powder room in the Battle Dome. She needed to make sure her makeup wasn't smudged all to hell.
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Women and wine)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-18 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Not here," he confirmed blissfully. He zipped up his pants proudly and turned. Jack Horner was in. About damn time.
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[personal profile] inyourfavor 2013-04-18 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
None of it had been personal for Effie. She could walk away just as coolly as any man from an encounter like this. It HAD been invigorating, amazing, and now, relaxing: a pleasurable point in a stressful day. It was especially more relaxing after that short hairy man had walked off without bothering them. She buttoned her blouse and took out a round compact mirror to check her face on the fly.

"Do you know of better places?"
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-18 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
"There's always my place."

He began to button up his shirt, equally pleased that they'd been left alone. Naturally he had little concern about the rest of his appearance. He looked just as good disheveled as he did all cleaned up and proper. Some might argue he looked better this way.
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-18 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Appropriate plan. He'd have to tell her to leave the wig behind. He wasn't sure he could stand the wig for a second round. But then it would depend on how long he'd been going without when that time came.

"Normally this is about the part I'd be making sure I got your number."
happyhungergames: (knock me to the floor)

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-04-18 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
She smiled at him. How quaint. "You've got my name, at least. See you over the journals, Jack Horner."
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-04-18 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
"That I do, Effie. I'll be seeing you." He gave her one of his million dollar smiles before he proceeded to stroll away.

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