trinkett: (wake up in strawberry fields)
Effie Trinket ([personal profile] trinkett) wrote2013-07-15 05:30 pm

Fifth Dispatch. Practice Makes Perfect, And Perfect is Me. Action.

[It's a hot afternoon, and Effie Trinket has sneaked into the Barracks -- first checking to make sure no one else is in there.

No one is.

It's far too hot and dusty and anyone in her right mind would choose the techy comforts of the Battle Dome over this place.

This is a good thing. Effie doesn't WANT to meet anyone today. For one thing, she feels very awkwardly dressed: running shorts and a bright yellow T-shirt (yellow is a Power Color); white athletic socks with that 1970s-era striping at the top; sneakers. No heels, no shoulder pads, no wig, no makeup.

She is here -- VERY GRUDGINGLY, MIND -- to train for warfare. Her last announcement to the village brought on plenty of warnings, and even a subtle death threat or two, and at least a few people giving well-meaning advice. She can hardly believe any of the doubters who'd said the Malnosso would sacrifice her in a battle, but better safe than sorry. One never knows when the higher-ups might make a clerical error or shifting error and accidentally send a valued subject into dire straits.

The second reason she doesn't particularly want to meet anyone is because she knows none of the Luceti peons like her very much. That's fine with Effie. Eventually the Malnosso will take her into the inner workings of the organization and place her right where she belongs. Until then? Well. She can and has been staying indoors a great deal, being a bored journal stalker.

Unfortunately, this lonesome round in the Barracks confirms that Ms. Trinket is not cut out for warfare at all. It turns into hesitant prods at practice dummies with wooden swords, a lot of staring out the windows, and a frustrating turn at a punching bag.

Fighting is horrible and she's horrible at it and consequently is in a horrible mood.]
happyhungergames: (and inside out)

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-07-17 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes, exactly! And my place....doesn't have an elevator."

Why was she having so much trouble getting the words out?

"You see, I've come to the conclusion that none of them are good enough for me."
swordprincess: (Ponder)

[personal profile] swordprincess 2013-07-17 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, she's not into fashion or public speaking. And she definitely doesn't need the talents in bed.]

I honestly don't need anything...just your own safety will be reward enough.
happyhungergames: (pick you apart)

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-07-17 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That is so....absurd.

[She CANNOT get her mind around this, Karla.]
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-07-17 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack gave this a little thought. This would complicate things with Addie. Would he have to give up Addie? She was younger and hotter than Effie. She wasn't all about relationships and was pretty loose. Effie was reliable, though. She needed and wanted him more than sexually and while that was disconcerting, it was definitely a factor. Besides, even now as he watched her in the ocean looking all peaceful, he did find he liked her beyond just the fantastic sex. He had meant it when he offered to punch Sharpe for her. He'd been angry when people bad mouthed her on the journals.

But then as he was trying to sort out this odd sensation of deciding if he really cared about her, he suddenly had a realization. Something that would be an absolute conclusion to this hideous affair or Clementine and that one armed loser. A full apartment would mean there was no place for him. Ever.

"What about Clementine?"
swordprincess: (Wandering)

[personal profile] swordprincess 2013-07-17 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
...Why? If someone killed you, and I didn't protect you, I'd feel bad...
inyourfavor: (extraordinarily nice)

[personal profile] inyourfavor 2013-07-17 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"The girl?" Effie had clean forgot about her in her dreams about sharing Jack's home in safe monogamous domestic splendor in which no one tried to poison her food and someone didn't hate her or wish she was gone.

".....Oh. I.......I don't know."

This was certainly a wrench in the works.
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-07-17 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"She's really important to me." In that, Jack was being completely honest even though he was lying when he said it. He found that very confusing.

"And she's just a kid. I can't just go dump her like last week's leftovers."

He even meant that, too. It was confusing when all your attempts at deceit just ended up being bursts of unintentional honesty.
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[personal profile] accepted 2013-07-17 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
... Fine then.

[With a shrug he goes and rests the sword up against the dummy he previously knocked down. He gives Effie a curious look, raising an eyebrow as he does so, before walking off. He doesn't leave though, instead he goes back to hanging up posters for Brave Vesperia. It's what he came to do in the first place after all.]
inyourfavor: (guaranteed to blow your mind)

[personal profile] inyourfavor 2013-07-17 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
He was so concerned. So thoughtful. How could she ask him to do something like give up the girl he was looking after?

"I'm not...I'm sorry. I'm not being fair to you, Jack."

Effe's face crinkled sadly. How could she be so stupid? And Sharpe had said too soon and of COURSE it was, what with Jack looking after the girl and all. He'd probably laugh at her for not thinking of the girl, Sharpe would. No one here thought she ever thought of what was good for children. They all thought she slaughtered and ate them in her spare time.

But no, she couldn't ask Jack to give up the task he had so selflessly taken on himself.

"We don't have to. You're right. I can't believe I've been this thoughtless."
inyourfavor: (well versed in etiquette)

[personal profile] inyourfavor 2013-07-17 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
But why?
originaljackass: (Bwuh)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-07-17 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack found himself at a crossroads. Clementine had finally made herself useful in keeping Jack from entering into a monogamous relationship with Effie. But he'd been wanting to use Effie to keep Clementine to himself. Only now Clementine was keeping him from getting Effie, which meant he could still have Addie, but if he was caught being a cheater, he'd be exposed as a jackass and that one-armed asshole would steal Clementine away. And then he'd have no one.

Jack was so lost in thought that he didn't even notice a crab crawl over his foot. This was truly his heroic blue screen of death.

There was only one option, wasn't there? He had to take Effie and keep her and maybe even marry her. It was the only way to keep Clementine.

Good God, how would he ever get Buffy now?

He swallowed had and looked at Effie. "Clementine would love you. All three of us could live together."

Somewhere deep inside of him, his untameable libido let out a cry of ultimate suffering.
Edited 2013-07-17 21:34 (UTC)
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[personal profile] ruthlessismore 2013-07-17 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just don't...don't look at him. Get a better grip on that spear. Keep your back to the wall. Keep your eyes down. Where's your journal?



The duffle bag.


Slowly - SO SLOWLY - Effie begins edging toward the bag.]
Edited 2013-07-17 21:39 (UTC)
onlyeffie: (screeching through the door)

[personal profile] onlyeffie 2013-07-17 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Effie Trinket threw herself into Jack Horner's arms. Any images of Richard Sharpe's smug face were wiped away. He not only cared whether she lived or died -- he wanted her. With him.

He was such a keeper.

"I am going to make you so happy," she whispered.
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1/2

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-07-17 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello Darkness My Old Friend...
Edited 2013-07-17 21:47 (UTC)
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-07-17 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack put his arms around her and smiled and tried to rid himself the memories of how fantastic Addie was. It was worth it. He was going to keep Clementine. His bargaining chip for... getting... hot... babes.

I've made a huge mistake.

"I know," he said. He managed to sound happy about it. He wasn't.
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[Action]

[personal profile] asthehawkflies 2013-07-17 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[He takes it, giving her a grateful nod.]

So you screwed up. As long as you're willing to learn from that, figure out why people took offence, then people are pretty forgiving. Everyone screws up.
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[personal profile] accepted 2013-07-17 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[With one poster up he moves on to putting up a second on another wall, carrying the remaining posters with him as he goes. Only three more to go.

He doesn't spot Effie as he moves, still expecting her to be over by the wall she was pressed up against before. Though with the way he's moving from wall to wall around the barracks he expects to see her again at some point if she's still in the same place.]
onlyeffie: (3 for the price of 1)

[personal profile] onlyeffie 2013-07-17 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"You are not going to BELIEVE how I can make our apartment so colorful that it POPS."

Oh, no.
Edited 2013-07-17 21:51 (UTC)
originaljackass: (Wait what?)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-07-17 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no.

"... you know, I don't know if that's a good idea. Bright colors. Clementine is from a post-apocalyptic nightmarish world. I think she's used to more... duller tones."
inyourfavor: (you can't decline)

[personal profile] inyourfavor 2013-07-17 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Exactly. She needs a touch of brightness in her life! Rainbows everywhere!" Effie sighed. This was going to be fun.
swordprincess: (What)

[personal profile] swordprincess 2013-07-17 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Killing a person who is powerless to resist? That's just awful.
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-07-17 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"And ponies." He looked at Effie meaningfully. "Rainbow ponies."
onlyeffie: (we used to be on fire)

[Action]

[personal profile] onlyeffie 2013-07-17 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not something I did. It's who I am that they don't like.

[She puts a raisin in her mouth. Ugh. Raisins. Why.]
onlyeffie: (into your glove box heart)

[personal profile] onlyeffie 2013-07-17 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's still creepin', Caius. Slim white fingers slip into the duffle after a clandestine unzipping job.

Where's the journal...it has to be in here somewhere...]
onlyeffie: (nothing's free)

[personal profile] onlyeffie 2013-07-17 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[So it was on principle. Yes. Even Effie Trinket has principles.]

It's the idea of it, then, to you...

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