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Effie Trinket ([personal profile] trinkett) wrote2013-07-15 05:30 pm

Fifth Dispatch. Practice Makes Perfect, And Perfect is Me. Action.

[It's a hot afternoon, and Effie Trinket has sneaked into the Barracks -- first checking to make sure no one else is in there.

No one is.

It's far too hot and dusty and anyone in her right mind would choose the techy comforts of the Battle Dome over this place.

This is a good thing. Effie doesn't WANT to meet anyone today. For one thing, she feels very awkwardly dressed: running shorts and a bright yellow T-shirt (yellow is a Power Color); white athletic socks with that 1970s-era striping at the top; sneakers. No heels, no shoulder pads, no wig, no makeup.

She is here -- VERY GRUDGINGLY, MIND -- to train for warfare. Her last announcement to the village brought on plenty of warnings, and even a subtle death threat or two, and at least a few people giving well-meaning advice. She can hardly believe any of the doubters who'd said the Malnosso would sacrifice her in a battle, but better safe than sorry. One never knows when the higher-ups might make a clerical error or shifting error and accidentally send a valued subject into dire straits.

The second reason she doesn't particularly want to meet anyone is because she knows none of the Luceti peons like her very much. That's fine with Effie. Eventually the Malnosso will take her into the inner workings of the organization and place her right where she belongs. Until then? Well. She can and has been staying indoors a great deal, being a bored journal stalker.

Unfortunately, this lonesome round in the Barracks confirms that Ms. Trinket is not cut out for warfare at all. It turns into hesitant prods at practice dummies with wooden swords, a lot of staring out the windows, and a frustrating turn at a punching bag.

Fighting is horrible and she's horrible at it and consequently is in a horrible mood.]
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-07-17 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack put his arms around her and smiled and tried to rid himself the memories of how fantastic Addie was. It was worth it. He was going to keep Clementine. His bargaining chip for... getting... hot... babes.

I've made a huge mistake.

"I know," he said. He managed to sound happy about it. He wasn't.
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[personal profile] onlyeffie 2013-07-17 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"You are not going to BELIEVE how I can make our apartment so colorful that it POPS."

Oh, no.
Edited 2013-07-17 21:51 (UTC)
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-07-17 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no.

"... you know, I don't know if that's a good idea. Bright colors. Clementine is from a post-apocalyptic nightmarish world. I think she's used to more... duller tones."
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[personal profile] inyourfavor 2013-07-17 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Exactly. She needs a touch of brightness in her life! Rainbows everywhere!" Effie sighed. This was going to be fun.
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-07-17 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"And ponies." He looked at Effie meaningfully. "Rainbow ponies."
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[personal profile] inyourfavor 2013-07-17 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"As many as you like! I even met one."
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-07-18 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"So many ponies." His words echoed hers. And then he threw himself in the ocean, plunging his head beneath the water. It's what they were there for and while he was under the water, he pondered the possibility of staying under the ocean forever.