originaljackass: (Treachery)
Jack Horner ([personal profile] originaljackass) wrote in [personal profile] trinkett 2013-03-25 12:38 am (UTC)

"Enormous giants, Effie. The sort that could eat people like us in one bite. A cute babe like you would be pinky-sized to some of the giants I killed."

Most of the giants he killed weren't so large. They were all smaller than that first giant from the beanstalk. Uglier and stupider too.

"The battles are the things of legend."

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