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Sixth Dispatch | Action
[Since her return, Effie hasn't been up to talking over the journals. Mostly she's been listening and trying to recover -- locked away in Katniss's house until Jack Horner returned, and then locked away in Horner's house. She hasn't wanted to be around people -- not with her face and much of her body still sporting some pretty vicious-looking scars.
In Capitolista culture, scars are just about the death-knell to any self-respecting woman's social life, career -- you name it.
Today, though, she is going to venture out to pick up some walnut-free cookies for Jack and some clementines for Clementine and some romance novels for herself. Bodice-rippers. Real smutty, steamy stuff that's perfect for escapism, even if one can only escape for a few hours per book. It's worth it.
Find her at the library and the grocery store. She will be wearing a cloak pulled almost all the way over her face, a scarf around the lower half of her face, and elbow-length gloves; tall boots and tights cover any evidence of violence on her legs. She's trying not to draw attention to herself, though she is wearing complete make-up and bright green wig.]
In Capitolista culture, scars are just about the death-knell to any self-respecting woman's social life, career -- you name it.
Today, though, she is going to venture out to pick up some walnut-free cookies for Jack and some clementines for Clementine and some romance novels for herself. Bodice-rippers. Real smutty, steamy stuff that's perfect for escapism, even if one can only escape for a few hours per book. It's worth it.
Find her at the library and the grocery store. She will be wearing a cloak pulled almost all the way over her face, a scarf around the lower half of her face, and elbow-length gloves; tall boots and tights cover any evidence of violence on her legs. She's trying not to draw attention to herself, though she is wearing complete make-up and bright green wig.]
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[Don't overdo it, Effie.]
Come -- tell me a joke!
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[A while before:] Okay, okay - So two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"
[This is using faked voices. One for Atom 1 and one for Atom 2]
"Are you certain?" replied the second atom.
[A beat, and-]
To which the first atom retorts, "Yeah, I'm positive!"
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She might just laugh a TINY bit too long over it. Maybe noticeably, maybe not.]
Oh! Oh. I shall have to remember THAT one! "I'm positive!" Ha!
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[Everyone hates Effie's jokes too, Masaomi.]
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The lion says, "More traitorous captives, please! I'm simply ROARING with hunger!"
[Cue laughter.]
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Ahaha~! I see, I see, Effie-san. That's a good one.