Duked out in a suit, Jack didn't look horrible. Put a wig and makeup on him and he might look like a decent sort of human being. But he would never do those things because it would be a crime to deprive the world of his beautiful face and hair. But on the subject of things that were considered beautiful...

"Hey there, babe. There a party tonight? I usually don't do the costume thing, but if you're going to be there? I may reconsider."