trinkett: (she's gone to the other side)
Effie Trinket ([personal profile] trinkett) wrote2013-03-15 09:30 pm

First Dispatch. How Utterly Dreadful. Voice.

[Anyone who meets Effie in this post will meet her in full Capitol fashion and makeup. She landed in the shop, you see. A stiff turquoise-blue structured gown, fortunately, landed beside her.

And the wig -- thank the Senate! There were plenty of wigs and there was HER wig, tight and blond and curled and fabulous -- and the new violet wings sprouting from her shoulders were quite irregular but one never drew attention to one's irregularities. If anyone asked, they were Fashion. With any luck everyone who was anyone in the Capitol would be wearing similar ones, soon.

The makeup took a bit longer. Effie finally settled on green because green is one of her Power Colors and it IS almost spring, after all. She drew her lips in a pursed bow to reflect her dissatisfaction with everything.

It had only taken a quick readthrough of the Guide for Effie to grasp somewhat what was going on. It wasn't terribly shocking, but it was highly disappointing. She'd wanted to be in the Capitol for Katniss and Peeta, not transferred to a new post just at the height of a possible professional and personal triumph. Her charges were brilliant! Cinna had shown their fire to everyone. The sensation had been rampant and her promotion near-assured. Effie Trinket's star had been rising in the Capitol, the heart of Panem and civilization.

And then Someone had Bumped her. It was the only explanation for all of this business of waking up in a clothing store in what was obviously a cheap, outlying serfdom of Panem. A lesser woman would have called that Bumping Someone a dirty word, but Effie had dignity and would find other ways to trample that usurper into dust once she got back on her feet and back to the Capitol.]


Attention, Attention:

[Her usual rather chirpy voice is a bit tempered by the fact that she has only recently awakened in a clothing shop in a strange town.]

Would any available Peacekeepers in District Luceti please report to the Clothing Emporium? I repeat: any available Peacekeepers. The Diplomatic Escort for the Tributes requires a full compliment of Security. [Yes: she was still clinging to what she assumed was her now-stripped title and position.]



Thank you.

[[[[IMPORTANT NOTE: While Effie WILL be in full Capitol couture clothing and makeup for this post, some of my icons are simply those of her PB, Elizabeth Banks. I will probably try to MOSTLY use the icons from the Hunger Games movie but just assume she's all made up and dressed to the very weird nines even if you get a plain Elizabeth Banks icon! THANKS.]]]]]
etudes: (da capo)

[personal profile] etudes 2013-03-20 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Kotomi's good at boosting people's egos, really. ]

Thank you, Ms. Trinket. If you need my help with anything, please ask.. I'd do anything to make sure there aren't bullies in this place so everyone can be happy.
stillplaying: ([fear] anyone but prim)

[voice]

[personal profile] stillplaying 2013-03-22 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[No. No, that's not right at all. Interrupted her chances in the Arena? Getting back there eventually? There shouldn't be any arenas anymore. At least, not one that Katniss would be in. The 76th Hunger Games are for the children of Capitol politicians, not for those of the Districts. And they'd be the last. The last of the Hunger Games ever to be played.

The only thing Katniss has to return to is a life in District 12. A life scrambled together from pain and heartache and ruins. It's a life that she's still uncertain as to whether or not she wants to return to.

She shakes her head vehemently as her stomach sinks. No. This isn't right. This-- no.]


Effie, what's... what's the last thing you remember?
not_a_troll: <user name=omens> (approves)

[action]

[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-03-22 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
I see. No cotton candy for the males.

[Loki knows nothing about fashion. Really, the denizens of Asgard are not into such things and neither is he. It seems quite trivial and nonsensical to him.]

What do males wear instead?

[He looks down at the tunic he's wearing.]

Aye, it is unique and most definitely a statement that emphasizes how fashionable I am.
happyhungergames: (how appropriate)

[Voice]

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-03-24 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[His professional tone impresses Effie.] Indeed? Have you served as a protective guard in the past?
happyhungergames: (all I really want)

[Action]

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-03-24 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm? I'm sorry, what did you say? [BRIGHT TONES.]
happyhungergames: (all I really want)

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-03-24 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
For the Hunger Games, of course! The most widely-celebrated event in Panem!

[Or at least in the Capitol.]
happyhungergames: (all I really want)

[action]

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-03-24 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I am afraid that I do far better at spreading good cheer and enthusiasm than channeling powers! But it is good to hear that other women are rising to such heights in the world!

[Her world is dominated by a patriarchal government, so this is impressive.]
abjurer: (Wicked)

[Action]

[personal profile] abjurer 2013-03-24 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently too much makeup does adversely affect your IQ. Who would have guessed?

[He smirks back.]
happyhungergames: (all I really want)

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-03-24 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed I will, my dear! And I hope that the odds are ever in your favor! You seem quite deserving of it!
happyhungergames: (calm the angry voice)

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-03-24 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Everyone who is anyone works for Snow's administration, yes."
happyhungergames: (all I really want)

voice.

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-03-24 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[And now her inner brain barrier -- whatever Effie keeps mentally in place between herself and the Horrors -- lodges firmly between what Kotetsu is saying and what Effie is hearing and understanding.]

Of course, of course! All the more efficient that way!
happyhungergames: (all I really want)

[action]

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-03-24 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, their garb isn't THAT different from ours. And yes, it does! I do enjoy a good tunic!
greenjacketed: (♖ nothing gained truth be told)

[personal profile] greenjacketed 2013-03-24 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
"...Well, I don't."

Which -- he supposed -- made him no one. And Sharpe wasn't sure just how that notion settled in his stomach. Of course, the point was moot considering he wasn't from any place where this Snow bastard was an issue. But the Capitol's politicians reminded him near enough of those from home that he couldn't quite shake the bullheaded pride in his voice: "Proud of it, too."
happyhungergames: (all I really want)

[Video]

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-03-24 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed, indeed! [She'll take that as a statement of generosity!] And I thank you for your warm welcome, Mister Saleh!
happyhungergames: (my sweater is on backwards)

voice

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-03-24 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[The Olympics OF HORROR.]

Oh, there are many skills required of the winner! Strength, cunning, fearlessness; a high threshold for pain helps, of course...

Speed. Agility.
happyhungergames: (jagged little pill)

action

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-03-24 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Effie. Effie Trinkett, Henry. It is a pleasure to meet you! And might I add that you look rather like a boy I used to know back in Panem.
happyhungergames: (do I stress you out?)

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-03-24 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
That suit was just SO HOT. But manners, manners! One did not exercise one's sexual appetites in a public forum! Such things were best saved for hot little scrambles during elevator rides with high-powered individuals.

"I DO like that suit very much," she replied smoothly.
happyhungergames: (is some patience)

[voice]

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-03-24 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
I remember saying farewell to you right before your big debut.

[What an odd question.]


Why do you ask, dear?
happyhungergames: (and inside out)

[Voice]

[personal profile] happyhungergames 2013-03-24 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
I HAVE seen the writeup on the shifts, yes! And to my mind it is ingenious, this shifting technology! I am certain it would be considered very valuable back home!
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Of course I'm better)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-03-24 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Thanks, babe. The feedback is very much appreciated." He grinned and held out a hand. "I'm Jack Horner."

[personal profile] rather_be_surfing 2013-03-24 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[He'd been hoping that she'd actually taken his advice and poked around a little, given some thought to what he had said. Hell, even if she had come to the conclusion that although she knew she was right but should probably keep her mouth shut around the 'savages', he would have been good with that, too.

This? Pretty much told him she was still in total, clueless denial and hadn't heard a damned thing anyone had tried to tell her.

He pressed his lips together. He's not going to yell, but he is starting to feel the first stirrings of anger. His voice is low and controlled when he speaks.]


If you tell me you want me to teach people how to fight in an arena for bloodsport, you can turn yourself around and get out of my sight right now.
greenjacketed: (♖ the forlorn hope)

[personal profile] greenjacketed 2013-03-24 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Major Richard Sharpe smiled the smile of a man who knew he was about to piss someone quite royally off. It was a rare joy, to really stick one's foot so firmly out to trip up another's day. He hadn't done it in quite a while, on account of most folk in this town being pleasant and peaceable people. But everything about this woman screamed -- nay, more than screamed -- all about a lifestyle he managed to envy and resent at the same damn time.

"Bloody hell, ma'am," he spoke roughly and unapologetically, "I live with the little lass, don't I?"

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