It was the most absurd insult ever, but Effie was pissed that he was still even bothering.
She tried to slice. Broad pieces of wood don't really do that, so she succeeded in skittering the flat edge in a two-handed swipe across the strawman's belly. Several dry stalks bled to the floor.
She flushed that he should be here watching. Maybe it was time to move on to the punching bag.
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It was the most absurd insult ever, but Effie was pissed that he was still even bothering.
She tried to slice. Broad pieces of wood don't really do that, so she succeeded in skittering the flat edge in a two-handed swipe across the strawman's belly. Several dry stalks bled to the floor.
She flushed that he should be here watching. Maybe it was time to move on to the punching bag.