[And someday Haymitch might show up and Effie is probably going to go into hiding for entirely OTHER reasons.]
Lesson one: call people by their right and proper names. Now, as I've already told you -- while I AM a lady, I am Effie. Effie Trinket. Can you say that, now? Look at me graciously! And say it: Hello, Effie Trinket. It was lovely out today, wasn't it? I marched about with a frown and a glittering, diamond-edged blade and no one liked me.
[action -- PROBABLY SOMETIME AFTER SIX O'CLOCK.]
Lesson one: call people by their right and proper names. Now, as I've already told you -- while I AM a lady, I am Effie. Effie Trinket. Can you say that, now? Look at me graciously! And say it: Hello, Effie Trinket. It was lovely out today, wasn't it? I marched about with a frown and a glittering, diamond-edged blade and no one liked me.
Go ahead -- it's easy!